This Can't Be Real...

402tn visningar13

    Again, this isn't my merch, just reviewing the beauty of what is being bestowed upon me.

    Publicerades den 27 dagar sedan

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    1. Ashes & Embers

      I just realized that the Diesel Patches clock doesn’t even have numbers. So basically you’re just hanging a portrait of his face with clock hands.

      1. Sebas Giraldo

        @I eat crunchy dogs yum yum what did you say bro

      2. Sebas Giraldo

        @I eat crunchy dogs yum yum what did you say bro

      3. two satanic cockroaches

        @diesel patches I might buy it

      4. Joe McFadden

        That makes me want it more

      5. Coke

        @Mtn Dew coke

    2. St1nky8

      They did one for mutahar too

    3. Keagan White

      What the hell, I just got an ad about why I’m not sleeping right now at 1 AM. These ads are getting worse and worse. Creepy.

    4. Later Mike

      Yo please make merch man, you are my hero

    5. Sticcy Niccy

      can confirm redbubble drawstring bags are worth 5 stars

    6. Laurence Hartnell

      THE BIG GAY

    7. Laurence Hartnell

      *where can I find this*

    8. tmra bd

      THERE ARE WOMEN WATCHING YOU!!! i need the phonecase.

    9. missadventure

      why is everyone always surprised that girls watch guys on youtube too?? 😅 where else am I going to get dry ass humor

    10. Tae is bae

      As a girl and a supporter of the lgbtq+ community I declare myself as a proud sub of yout channel.

    11. Grace Gilleran

      who votes that his face should be on the pride flag

    12. something special

      Isn't this the first time diesel patches laughed

    13. randy

      acurTE I 14

    14. budrospizza

      Im buying this and the Mutahar one to wear to school

    15. UT!Frisk

      I got a red bubble ad lol

    16. ådne

      i bought the facemask lol

    17. Mr.Pianist

      1:03 First time i've heard him laugh

    18. Palak Mehta

      I swear his laugh is one of the few laughs that actually make me laugh.

    19. SleepingTurtle

      Not gonna lie, this is the first time I have heard diesel laugh and be genuinely happy...

    20. David Konevky

      Isn't this the same website that has an AI that automatically creates merch by seeing popular tweets with the word "merch" that was once tricked into dissing itself?

      1. lotusstar 35

        Come with me on a heist on fort knox I can smuggle you over here if you tell me where to meet u at I'll get the rest of the crew Ill plan the heist All you gotta do is be a secondary gunman I can supply the weapons from a simple gun store robbery as a setup You'll get paid 10% of the score Or more if you want up to 15% Any other equipment well need I'll hire someone to steal the equipment unless I can get it myself Any better weapons we find there well use Well store the gold in... idk I'll find a way to transport that much gold over There, you're rich af and all that it took was risking your life raiding the united states gold deposit I'll come up with the method after much study Any other questions u have I'll answer from dms

    21. Annacrum 13

      who actually buys this stuff oh wait nobody

    22. Floors

      😂

    23. Roguewalker72

      Diesels not gay he only makes people gay

      1. lotusstar 35

        Come with me on a heist on fort knox I can smuggle you over here if you tell me where to meet u at I'll get the rest of the crew Ill plan the heist All you gotta do is be a secondary gunman I can supply the weapons from a simple gun store robbery as a setup You'll get paid 10% of the score Or more if you want up to 15% Any other equipment well need I'll hire someone to steal the equipment unless I can get it myself Any better weapons we find there well use Well store the gold in... idk I'll find a way to transport that much gold over There, you're rich af and all that it took was risking your life raiding the united states gold deposit I'll come up with the method after much study Any other questions u have I'll answer from dms

    24. Joe McFadden

      Pussyslayerdestroyer69420 has entered the chat

    25. BunnyKip

      "Don't buy it you'll look like a loser" Me: "I'M GONNA BUY THE BAG"

    26. MemeMan9076

      Not gone lie one bit I would buy the clock

    27. Pumpkin Patches

      As a female i do watch your videos

    28. TurtleNecker 223

      I'm gonna buy it and give it to my cousin the stupid little Bastard won't realise until it's to late

    29. Sophia Saltouridis

      *"i don't think any females watch my channel"* Me being a female: *shm, yeah..*

    30. Vanara 7

      This is better than the pride flag

    31. Austin Bryan

      I’m an adult, should I not watch this channel?

    32. Kiwi Smith

      As a girl I think I’d wear these BAHAHAHSJF 💆‍♀️

    33. Luke Stevens

      I got ads for these in my recommended 😳

    34. Cyrocyincal

      *T* *H* *E* *B* *I* *G* *G* *A* *Y*

    35. The Roman Network

      Diesel Patches hates Merch that features him. We need Morgz and his mom to fix that.

    36. Galactic Galaxy

      3:02 *11

    37. CUTIE PIE

      UMMM I'M NOT A PRIDE LOVER, I DON'T EVEN SUPPORT IT, I'M HERE BECAUSE YOUR SOMETIMES FUNNY

    38. RandomReema

      "I don't think females watch my videos" um..well....Not really my friend!

    39. official polish cow

      I fucking EAT I'm not even joiking rn

    40. ITZMrBlue

      While i was watching this video my dad came in the room and saw the photo and said “the big gay?, whos the big gay” I tried so hard not to laugh 😂

    41. ImStill Darz

      The face mask lmao

    42. Rave N

      Tryn cop one

    43. Ezra에즈라

      Diesel patches I love your videos

    44. Ginjou Army

      Buys some merch as a joke. Brings merch to school. Gets pounded by dudes. Becomes "The Big Gay". Forced to keep merch.

    45. Mcmeme 5975

      The big gay

    46. Slayed

      Cant tell weather this is propaganda or just humor

    47. AJ Rulz

      I want that shirt 😂

    48. VioletStars

      The Big Gay Collection

    49. Strawberry Sharpie

      As a women yes

    50. Hardik Vishal

      Man wish they had diesel patches sex doll... Would buy 3 of em cuz iim lonely af😭

    51. ꧁PINKUNOBARA꧂

      I’ll take 20

    52. TK-421

      19 and looking at homes right now. This will be my decoration inspiration

    53. Rocket Raccoon

      Im the 1 whamen who watches you I think. I am pale and a skeleton tho

    54. Dan Eddie Loayon

      I need that mask now

    55. odessa hansz

      As a woman I can say I don't watch this channel.

    56. Mahnoush Hosein

      Diesel: I don’t know if any females watch me Me whose been watching for 2 years: am I joke to you

    57. Bam Lreen

      Ahyo

    58. [Jac̡҉k̕_ W҉̛̕o͞od̀́͞s̢͞]

      It's cheek wrinkle o'clock

    59. melaninm1lk

      I'm a 14-year-old girl watching diesel patches... I don't think I'm his target demographic.

    60. Tweek Tweak

      I would buy one of these

    61. Court Jester

      I would buy that clock

    62. Ratsitsakwas Deer

      woah funny gay clock

    63. Grim Reaper2027

      So anyway I just got my merch 2 days ago My school loves it, the principal even wanted to keep it and he traded it for a Phillies tshirt. My friends also all grabbed shirts and now my entire class has it, except for me

    64. W0LTZ

      i am going to buy this

    65. Favie Lyn Samson

      "I don't know if any females actually watch my channel" "well I guess a couple of women do" Hi, I'm part of a couple of women

    66. easel scratches

      I'm a woman and I watch you. You're pretty awesome.

    67. kusuo saiki

      im getting this

    68. kusuo saiki

      i do :’)

    69. Śhådøw ßønnxii

      Wtf

    70. Dr.2 Inch

      I ordered The Big Gay Clock black so I would hang it and I got the fridge magnet for my mini fridge most my friends love you so they will find humor in it

    71. adrian Zavala

      in my opinion, this is better than logan paul and jake paul merch combined.

    72. Gremlin gamer 707 5

      Why did I get the grub hub ad

    73. Diesel Patches's Mom

      I should have some merch too!

    74. Hi I'm Despot

      Do I really have the mentality of a 14 year old? Damn

    75. jobobian

      I have a diesel patches minecraft skin the torso says “big gay”

    76. Faiza Salih

      This action is turrned off for content that is made for kids

    77. myfaithinhumanityisnonexistent

      So when your big gay bath water going to pop off?

    78. clumsy banana

      "It cums from the back too". Famous last words

    79. Metalhead666

      as a female who watches this shit, im offended.

    80. Adog 00

      No way bruh

    81. Shlockanator

      Who the fuck would wear any of that?

    82. sophia

      as a women yes I do watch your videos 24/7

    83. Knowledge775

      1:15 really said 🧍🏿

    84. Anya M

      I’m a female

    85. dolan dark jr

      I tested diesels Theory of being bullied when I brought this to class some kid tossed a piece of paper my way and it said, I'm not kidding (nice)

    86. ImNoTrollKid

      Always remember when you go on a date wear the disease pact te shirt

    87. Mio Chungas Cult

      A

    88. TotallyNotLilly

      Btw Diesel Patches I dunno if that's what it is but every time I see your pp I just think of Thomas The Tank Engine

      1. Mia

        I don't know if "pp" was intentional or not but i love it

    89. TotallyNotLilly

      where my fellow women at

    90. Camil Hajjar

      i havent herd him laf yet

    91. Joestqrr

      I’m a female that watches your channel, your one of my favorite channels lol

    92. OhRisk

      Search up “mutahar laughing mask”

    93. * wrinkly_senate *

      Linus GAY tips 1:21

    94. Chris

      I wonder if anyone has bought this... they should make a video about it ngl

    95. Anna Shapiro2112

      1:38 Im a girl and i love this channel🤣

    96. Erik Hernandez

      Uncle deisel is cool

    97. No Username

      I’m a female and I love your channel

    98. sukkzyy

      i thought his avatar was a train

    99. Rahab Jericho

      Imagine if someone bought all that merch