This Can't Be Real...
Again, this isn't my merch, just reviewing the beauty of what is being bestowed upon me.
Publicerades den 27 dagar sedan
Again, this isn't my merch, just reviewing the beauty of what is being bestowed upon me.
Publicerades den 27 dagar sedan
I just realized that the Diesel Patches clock doesn’t even have numbers. So basically you’re just hanging a portrait of his face with clock hands.
@I eat crunchy dogs yum yum what did you say bro
@I eat crunchy dogs yum yum what did you say bro
@diesel patches I might buy it
That makes me want it more
@Mtn Dew coke
They did one for mutahar too
What the hell, I just got an ad about why I’m not sleeping right now at 1 AM. These ads are getting worse and worse. Creepy.
Yo please make merch man, you are my hero
can confirm redbubble drawstring bags are worth 5 stars
THE BIG GAY
*where can I find this*
Wow
THERE ARE WOMEN WATCHING YOU!!! i need the phonecase.
why is everyone always surprised that girls watch guys on youtube too?? 😅 where else am I going to get dry ass humor
As a girl and a supporter of the lgbtq+ community I declare myself as a proud sub of yout channel.
who votes that his face should be on the pride flag
Isn't this the first time diesel patches laughed
acurTE I 14
Im buying this and the Mutahar one to wear to school
I got a red bubble ad lol
i bought the facemask lol
1:03 First time i've heard him laugh
I swear his laugh is one of the few laughs that actually make me laugh.
Not gonna lie, this is the first time I have heard diesel laugh and be genuinely happy...
Isn't this the same website that has an AI that automatically creates merch by seeing popular tweets with the word "merch" that was once tricked into dissing itself?
Come with me on a heist on fort knox I can smuggle you over here if you tell me where to meet u at I'll get the rest of the crew Ill plan the heist All you gotta do is be a secondary gunman I can supply the weapons from a simple gun store robbery as a setup You'll get paid 10% of the score Or more if you want up to 15% Any other equipment well need I'll hire someone to steal the equipment unless I can get it myself Any better weapons we find there well use Well store the gold in... idk I'll find a way to transport that much gold over There, you're rich af and all that it took was risking your life raiding the united states gold deposit I'll come up with the method after much study Any other questions u have I'll answer from dms
who actually buys this stuff oh wait nobody
😂
Diesels not gay he only makes people gay
Come with me on a heist on fort knox I can smuggle you over here if you tell me where to meet u at I'll get the rest of the crew Ill plan the heist All you gotta do is be a secondary gunman I can supply the weapons from a simple gun store robbery as a setup You'll get paid 10% of the score Or more if you want up to 15% Any other equipment well need I'll hire someone to steal the equipment unless I can get it myself Any better weapons we find there well use Well store the gold in... idk I'll find a way to transport that much gold over There, you're rich af and all that it took was risking your life raiding the united states gold deposit I'll come up with the method after much study Any other questions u have I'll answer from dms
Pussyslayerdestroyer69420 has entered the chat
"Don't buy it you'll look like a loser" Me: "I'M GONNA BUY THE BAG"
Not gone lie one bit I would buy the clock
As a female i do watch your videos
I'm gonna buy it and give it to my cousin the stupid little Bastard won't realise until it's to late
*"i don't think any females watch my channel"* Me being a female: *shm, yeah..*
This is better than the pride flag
I’m an adult, should I not watch this channel?
As a girl I think I’d wear these BAHAHAHSJF 💆♀️
I got ads for these in my recommended 😳
*T* *H* *E* *B* *I* *G* *G* *A* *Y*
Diesel Patches hates Merch that features him. We need Morgz and his mom to fix that.
3:02 *11
UMMM I'M NOT A PRIDE LOVER, I DON'T EVEN SUPPORT IT, I'M HERE BECAUSE YOUR SOMETIMES FUNNY
"I don't think females watch my videos" um..well....Not really my friend!
I fucking EAT I'm not even joiking rn
While i was watching this video my dad came in the room and saw the photo and said “the big gay?, whos the big gay” I tried so hard not to laugh 😂
The face mask lmao
Tryn cop one
Diesel patches I love your videos
Buys some merch as a joke. Brings merch to school. Gets pounded by dudes. Becomes "The Big Gay". Forced to keep merch.
The big gay
Cant tell weather this is propaganda or just humor
I want that shirt 😂
The Big Gay Collection
As a women yes
Man wish they had diesel patches sex doll... Would buy 3 of em cuz iim lonely af😭
I’ll take 20
19 and looking at homes right now. This will be my decoration inspiration
Im the 1 whamen who watches you I think. I am pale and a skeleton tho
I need that mask now
As a woman I can say I don't watch this channel.
Diesel: I don’t know if any females watch me Me whose been watching for 2 years: am I joke to you
Ahyo
It's cheek wrinkle o'clock
I'm a 14-year-old girl watching diesel patches... I don't think I'm his target demographic.
I would buy one of these
I would buy that clock
woah funny gay clock
So anyway I just got my merch 2 days ago My school loves it, the principal even wanted to keep it and he traded it for a Phillies tshirt. My friends also all grabbed shirts and now my entire class has it, except for me
i am going to buy this
"I don't know if any females actually watch my channel" "well I guess a couple of women do" Hi, I'm part of a couple of women
I'm a woman and I watch you. You're pretty awesome.
im getting this
i do :’)
Wtf
I ordered The Big Gay Clock black so I would hang it and I got the fridge magnet for my mini fridge most my friends love you so they will find humor in it
in my opinion, this is better than logan paul and jake paul merch combined.
Why did I get the grub hub ad
I should have some merch too!
Do I really have the mentality of a 14 year old? Damn
I have a diesel patches minecraft skin the torso says “big gay”
This action is turrned off for content that is made for kids
So when your big gay bath water going to pop off?
"It cums from the back too". Famous last words
as a female who watches this shit, im offended.
No way bruh
Who the fuck would wear any of that?
as a women yes I do watch your videos 24/7
1:15 really said 🧍🏿
I’m a female
I tested diesels Theory of being bullied when I brought this to class some kid tossed a piece of paper my way and it said, I'm not kidding (nice)
Always remember when you go on a date wear the disease pact te shirt
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Btw Diesel Patches I dunno if that's what it is but every time I see your pp I just think of Thomas The Tank Engine
I don't know if "pp" was intentional or not but i love it
where my fellow women at
i havent herd him laf yet
I’m a female that watches your channel, your one of my favorite channels lol
Search up “mutahar laughing mask”
Linus GAY tips 1:21
I wonder if anyone has bought this... they should make a video about it ngl
1:38 Im a girl and i love this channel🤣
Uncle deisel is cool
I’m a female and I love your channel
i thought his avatar was a train
Imagine if someone bought all that merch